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Joke of the Day

"Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free."

"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""

"Where do one-legged people eat? Ihop"

"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""

"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."

"No Microsoft, I don't want to Send an Error Report. Snitches get stitches."

"Frozen ""I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."""

"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."

"What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum."

"Let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers."