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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock jokes ... The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a ""No Bell"" prize."

"Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley... one was a-salted"

"Every Saturday is like an episode of CSI... I have to figure out where I was, what I did, and who I did!"

"I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother"

"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"

"2 atoms walk into a bar One atom says to the other, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron!"" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" To which the atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better just leave it there so I know where it is."""

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."

"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"

"What do you call a student that graduates bottom of their class in Med school? A doctor."