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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences."
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"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus."
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"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"
"Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief & suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a Wedding Cake!!"
"Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. ""I'll be beethoven!"" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? ""I'LL BE BACH."""
"What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled? The Deliverance"