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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
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"HR: Does anyone know what FMLA stands for? Me: Fire My Lazy Ass? HR: ... Me: I was gonna guess Lesbian Ass but thought that's inappropriate."
"God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Also make it trip a lot"
"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR: ""..16. 16 STAPLES in Diane's forehead..."" Me: HR: Me: ""..it was the last twizzler"" HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats twizzler*"
"I'm unemployed, but now I can finally say I'm making six figures... although all of those figures are zeros."
"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."
"Women are like guns keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it."
"A man sits next to a beautiful professional looking woman on an airplane. Lol i just got it pretty funny :-)"
"A boy met a girl She:Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place He(smiling):Why thank u.. are u single? She:No, I'm a dentist"
"Q: What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts? A: Stem sell research."