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Joke of the Day
"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"
Next Joke
"What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !"
"Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker."
"I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh."
"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
"French intelligence joke"
"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."
"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"
"What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student? ""Ur-ine!"""