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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"

"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."

"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."

"The dent ""I noticed you've got a dent on your car?"" ""Yeah."" ""Oh. Did you drink too much last evening?"" ""Yes, I did."" ""I see. So your wife had to drive you home?"" ""Exactly."""

"My biggest fear is that my last words before dying will be something less than poignant like, ""Gravy is nice."""

"if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape"

"ME: I wish I was a little bit taller GENIE: done M: I wish I was a baller G: done M: I wish I knew the rest of the lyrics G: done M: dammit"

"I'm no different than the average working guy. I have two arms, two legs and 4.2 billion dollars. ~ Donald Trump"

"Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion."