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Joke of the Day
"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"
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"[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it."
"Rappers, you don't have to tell them to wave their hands like they don't care. They're millennials: they already don't care."
"If you are Russian on your way to the bathroom and Russian when you get out, what are you in the bathroom? Puttin."
"What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!"
"If the Swiss Army knife is so good.... How come the Swiss army never fights?"
"Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along? Because they were being ""brewed"""
"Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks."
"Vanna White's birthday is today... Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements."
"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."