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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute giving a blowjob under a bridge? Nothing. That's a low blow."

"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."

"What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough? No, I think I'd like some more-ay."

"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."

"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"

"Searching for porn gifs... Results be like, ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."""

"I drank my recommended amount of water today, yay! Okay, well there was some vodka mixed in every cup, but still."

"What do dark humour and food have in common? Only some people get it."

"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""

"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""