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Joke of the Day

"Searching for porn gifs... Results be like, ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."" ""oh my go..."""

"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell."

"What's the difference between a computer program and global warming? One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!"

"I'm not in favour of student loans. I think people should get their own student."

"What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer"

"What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire? Roasting a chicken."

"Just built a kite that'll hold my cat. Figured if a mouse helped discover electricity then my cat & I should be able to unlock time travel."

"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"