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Joke of the Day

"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""

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"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""
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"If your dad wrote the Bible, who would he have building the ark? Not sure who he would have, but I Noah guy."
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"What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!"