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Joke of the Day

"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""

"A close talker, a loud talker, and a cougher walked into an elevator to punish me for not hitting the close door button fast enough."

"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers ""Taxi!"""

"We took the animals for a walk and saw a sign: 'Dogging area, please control your animal and pick up their faces...'"

"I do not have bad attitude... I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t."

"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"

"*rolls up sleeves* *gets high on sleeves*"

"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."