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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."

"A guy is fucking his wife up the ass when the house catches fire. Why does his wife make it outside first? Her shit is packed."

"Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors It's fucking *indents*"

"What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat."

"I fell of a 50ft ladder today! Luckily, I was only on the second step."

"Clean Jokes... ...Are hard to cum by."

"Adulthood is like the part in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy tries to runaway from her problems, but then SURPRISE, there is also a tornado."

"During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere... I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!"

"What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile"

"My family and I are going camping for Memorial Weekend. I asked my mother if I could bring my trombone so I can practice, but she said no, because we might get ***banned.***"