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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."

"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."

"Smartphones don't prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree."

"Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you"

"Are you African? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe."

"You can pretend you're a ghost at pottery barn, there's no laws against that"

"What did Donald Trump say to his wife Melania in the voting booth? Don't copy Michelle on this one."

"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"

"What's that diving? Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound..."

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."