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Joke of the Day
"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"
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"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."
"what do you call a gang made up of cookies? oatmeal raisin hell"
"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"
"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."
"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""
"Someone stole a kitchen utensil from my house He said it was a whisk worth taking"
"Brought my 5 year old to the tax office to ensure that the accountant works as quickly as possible."
"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."
"Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach."