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Joke of the Day

"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."

"School of Terrorism, Suicide Bomber course... Instructor: *Alright pay attention class, I'm only gonna do this once.*"

"[Programming] Stupid Bugs... 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code. Credit: Benetha619, who donated $5.00 during SethBling's stream today."

"Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!"

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"

"What did the male titanic say to the female titanic? Nothing he just broke the ice."

"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"

"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."

"Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time."