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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""

"Im tired of chasing people who wont chase me... from today on the ice cream man can go fuck himself."

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."

"What do American beer and sex on a boat have in common? Both are fucking close to water."

"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. And then it hit me."

"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."

"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"

"I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread. But there was naan."

"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."