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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a gang made up of cookies? oatmeal raisin hell"
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"One atom asks a hipster atom, ""Hey, did you lose an electron?"" The hipster atom replies, ""No, I'm just being ionic."""
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"PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm"
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"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."
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