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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."

"A poor virgin had a big black guy as a landlord Now he's just poor."

"The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok. No free rides! Your days are numbered missy."

"My best guy friend and I vowed if we're still single at 45, we def won't marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?"

"What's a lumberjacks favorite animal? A TIMBERwolf"

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

"I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke."

"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"

"What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"My dick is like my grades.... Because its curved."