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Joke of the Day
"Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn."
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"Black people! Guns! Police officers."
"How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?"
"After watching TV with my kids, I think I have figured out what's wrong with this generation....their cartoons suck."
"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !"
"You made an imprint on my heart like a big butt on a memory foam mattress."
"I like living on the edge. [ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf / l l echo Click"
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"