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Joke of the Day
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
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"When I was a kid, ppl would cover me in sauce, throw nuts, cherries & sprinkle hundreds & thousands over me.. Life was tough in the gateau."
"can't now.. having an heated argument with my toaster."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"
"My husband has been missing for a week, the police say to prepare for the worst... So I went to the thrift store & got all his clothes back!"
"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"
"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
"Did you hear about the pirate porno? All hands on dick!"
"What do you do if hou are cold? If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees."