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Joke of the Day

"Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !"

"God has cursed me with thoughts that come in 147 characters."

"Heisenberg got pulled over by the cops for speeding Winding down his window, he was greeted by a shout of ""Do you know how fast you were going?!"" ""Not a clue, but I know *exactly* where I was."""

"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"

"If I got 50p for every time I failed a maths test I'd have about 6.30 by now"

"Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious."

"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."

"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"What is the difference between acne and gay men? Acne only attacks little boys when they reach puberty"

"International women's day"