69318
Joke of the Day
"Black people! Guns! Police officers."
Next Joke
"For as long as I can remember... ...I have had memories"
"A girl walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a double entendre. Then he gave it to her."
"Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ... please scratch between my shoulder blades."
"*pulls away from kissing my girlfriend's twin* TWIN: she'll never find out about us ME: thanks dude you're a trustworthy guy"
"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"
"To add insult to injury... ...James poured Saxa Coarse into Stephen's wound."
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"
"What do you call a woman who uses Vagisil? a Basic bitch"
"I wondered if my wife was asleep so I held my phone a foot over her face and turned it on. Then I dropped it onto her nose. She's awake now."