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Joke of the Day

"Black people! Guns! Police officers."

"How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?"

"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."

"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."

"Two women are at a cafe, sitting quietly"

"I was dating a midget but I had to break up with her. She never really grew on me."

"Why did the picture go to jail? because it was framed."

"Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist that experimented with cadavers. His name was Frank"

"What do you call someone with no arms? Disarmed."

"What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!"