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Joke of the Day
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
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"""Hell, yes."" ...the devil answered the phone."
"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."
"BLIND DATE TIP FOR WOMEN: Throw a fork into the wall behind ur date so he has to turn around, to make sure he doesn't have a hidden ponytail"
"I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save icon'"
"Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over."
"""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece."""
"My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her. I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing."
"BOSS: I'm sorry I just don't trust your judgment. ME: [trying to pick up glass of water with both fists wedged in Pringles tubes] explain.."
"If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted."