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Joke of the Day
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'? Four. O, double-u and e."
"What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs? A pair of polegics!"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Dunup Dunup who?"
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"What did Truman Burbank's father say to him? Don't you worry don't you worry child, Seahaven's got a plan for you"
"Normal Person (being inconvenienced): I deserve better than this Me (being stabbed w/swords): I'm so sorry for getting blood on your swords"
"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."
"She criticized my apartment... So I knocked her flat"