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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."
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"A Dutch man is talking to his American friend... A Dutch man is talking to his American friend and says ""I fuck horses"" The American, astonished says, ""Pardon?!"" The Dutch man goes ""Yes! Paarden!"""
"A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and never felt a prick until she turned eighteen."
"Ended a relationship today. Don't worry, it wasn't mine."
"What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths? Numberwank."
"Did you hear how they caught the guy who burgled Will Smith's house? Fresh prints"
"Um, doctor? This degree on your wall is from Whatsamatta U. I don't think that's a... Doctor: *looking at x-rays* MY GOD! YOU HAVE NO SKIN!"
"What critically acclaimed movie did Zeus star in? The Godfather"
"Who laughs the last? The one who you have to explain the joke to."
"Turn up? At my age, I'm just happy when I can turn over."