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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open? Ten-ish"
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"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"
"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"
"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"
"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."
"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer."
"My therapist asked me what I'd feel if I shot someone. ""Recoil"", I calmly answered."
"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"
"Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. And his least favorite? Deadpool."