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Joke of the Day

"What did Truman Burbank's father say to him? Don't you worry don't you worry child, Seahaven's got a plan for you"

"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"

"'Bout to get white girl wasted (drink 3 dirty martini's, squeal about loving everyone, eat chicken fingers & vomit)."

"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"

"How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden? He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips."

"My coworker doesn't like me which is weird bc her husband does."

"What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !"

"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."

"jail phone hey what do you call a phone in jail? a CELLphone :D"

"Q: What part of the road is always crying? A: The breakdown lane."