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Joke of the Day
"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."
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"A woman recently got breast implants made from oak wood. It would be funny if this joke had a punchline, Wooden tit?"
"Why is Uhura black? Because William shat on her."
"Oral relief 'Darling, I want some.... Oral relief.' 'You mean you want a blowjob?' 'No, I just want you to shut up.'"
"""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store."
"I'd like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as ""shit"" shows just how meaningful I can be."
"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."
"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? *fish*"
"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."