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Joke of the Day
"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."
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"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."
"[Request] Girls names and bike parts puns I can only think of IsaBELL anyone have any good ones? (Sorry if requests aren't allowed in this subreddit just delete if necessary!)"
"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"
"'This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!' Sliced bread peeks around corner, tears streaming, it was in the tv room & heard EVERYTHING"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."
"Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Word. Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Word, I'll track you down. You have my Word. EDIT: I saw this on /r/puns and reposted it here. I Excel at reposting."
"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""
"A police officer mistakenly arrested a judge who was dressed as a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned that you should never book a judge by their cover."
"Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably."