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Joke of the Day
"Why is Uhura black? Because William shat on her."
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"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."
"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."
"What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs? Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg"
"another bar joke a duck walks into a bar wearing a shoe. the bartender says, ""so you lost a shoe?"" and the duck says, ""no, i found one"""
"*watching a scary movie* 7 y/o daughter: They're just people in masks, right Dad? *blankets pulled over my head* ""Sure, if you say so"""
"Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn"
"I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it. What's in the wardrobe? Narnia business."
"I said to my doctor... I said to my doctor, ""Doctor, i just don't know what's wrong with me this week?"" He said ""Jim, you're a hypochondriac"". I replied ""Oh no, not that aswell!"""
"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe."