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Joke of the Day
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? *fish*"
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"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."
"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""
"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"
"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."
"[Morgue] Cop: Sir, I know it's tough but we need you to ID the body Me looking at corpse: *takes deep breath* Areare you over 21?"
"If the expression 'you're what you eat' is true... then cannibals are the only real humans!"
"Why didn't the peanut butter... Fuck the jelly? Because he was already in a jam"
"Got a HJ (""handjob"") from a FRUIT! [NSFW if you can't have handjob jokes @ W] He gave apple and made me kumquats!"
"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."