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Joke of the Day

"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."

"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."

"Rape Baby A guy goes to job interview. His employer asks how his parents met. He says he is a rape baby. The boss asks if he mom is Christen. The guy asks how do you know?"

"Me: I just need some time alone, please. *closes door* - Ma'am, if you're not trying on clothes, we'll need you to leave the dressing room."

"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"

"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."

"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"

"*knock knock* ""Are you a Jehovah's Witness""?"

"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of Absinthe."

"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."