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Joke of the Day

"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"

"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? ...because there are too many ears."

"Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal."

"How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction."

"What is a 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a period."

"Why is the twin towers and gender the same. There used to be two of them but now it's to offensive to talk about."

"Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D Americans think they have Freedom!"

"Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can come when the prostitute hands the money to the guy"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."