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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the cashier get the punchline? It didn't register."

"What do Koreans need when they take out the dog? Oven mitts"

"If there was a way to read a woman's mind...I'm still not sure I'd want too...I hate shoes, shopping, gossip & I already know I'm annoying."

"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."

"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"

"Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm"

"Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid."

"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"

"[date with girl I met at the park] Waiter: is everything ok, sir? Me:*fighting back the tears* Her:*sigh* he expected me to bring my dog."

"My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it."