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Joke of the Day
"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"
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"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."
"I just got my roof painted. The painters worked all day long, when I asked them how much I had to pay, they just replied, ""Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house. """
"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."
"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."
"I like my Starbucks like I like my slaves Free"
"I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down."
"Why are dog boners so classy? Because their pinkie is out ^gross"
"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."
"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial."