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Joke of the Day

"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."

"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."

"Why do political yes-men use so much Raid? Because they're sycophants!"

"A guy called into work and says, ""Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I'm not coming into work this morning!"""

"Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked."

"Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space."

"A Joke by my Physics Teacher A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building. Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"Did you hear about the football player that went to prison ? He went from being a tight end to being a wide receiver"

"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."

"Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor."