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Joke of the Day
"Why are dog boners so classy? Because their pinkie is out ^gross"
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"*Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*"
"Best joke in the world? Women's rights."
"My god said a man while staring at his computer All these jokes are bogus"
"Why do engineering majors refer to themselves ""engineers""? You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas"
"What do you call a sentinel with three hands? A watchman."
"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."
"A good pun is its groan reward!"
"I read all tweets with poor grammar and word choice in a Cookie Monster voice."
"Johnny got back from drug rehab... ...and they asked did he managed to quit taking drugs. He said: ""Well, on one hand a I did, but on the other one I didn't."""