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Joke of the Day
"I like my Starbucks like I like my slaves Free"
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"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."
"Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone? Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'."
"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."
"Interviewer: what's your greatest weakness? Me: I'm always very honest. Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."
"Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape."
"A vampire walks into a bar and asks for for a cup of boiling water The bartender says to the vampire dont vampiers drink blood? the vampire pulls out a used tampon and say yes im making tea!"
"What's the main difference between a man and a woman? It's what comes to mind when they think of the word facial."
"A jogger just yelled at me for accidentally blowing pot smoke in his face. So I yelled at him for making me feel fat."
"College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?"