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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."
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"""Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight.""-You, counting your lucky stars."
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!"
"This guy.. igg.me/at/bustofabney Why is this a thing??"
"A guy goes to the doctor to get his prostate exam during the exam the guy turns and says to the doctor ""will you stick another finger up my ass? I need a second opinion"""
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down."
"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Black and ground up in the freezer."