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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"
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"""It's been a business doing pleasure with you."" - Prostitutes"
"My head hurts worse than your life sucks. Too bad a couple of Advil can't help your patheticism."
"Tweets are like your children: you love them all at first, you never know how they'll age, and most of them you regret creating."
"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."
"First Kiss BF finally Kissed Her GF GF: Wow i can't believe that a Kiss is so nice.. BF: Ofcourse I told you.. Is it Your First Kiss? (smiling) GF: Yes! since my EX Boyfriends wants sex right away"
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber"
"I'd say 6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down."
"""Just obsess about that stupid thing you said for another hour, then maybe we can move on."" - My mind."
"What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."