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Joke of the Day

"I'd say 6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down."

"What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool? Porridge"

"Sex on the golf course: Is that considered a ""hole-in-one?"""

"I miss my dog so much since he died, I just paid a homeless guy to come over and take a shit on my kitchen floor and then eat it."

"How do depressed people lighten' up? They drink bleach."

"What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know."

"There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000."

"Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos"

"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"

"GOD: Go forth, my tiny friends! ANTS: Hooray! ANGEL: Ok next creation ... The anteater. ANTS: The what now?"