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Joke of the Day
"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."
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"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"
"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."
"Is your refridgerator running? Because I would rather fucking vote for it than these candidates"
"I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?"
"What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""If a dog barks it's undercooked"""
"Found the battery for your mom's dildo. http://imgur.com/XBmHG7I. C size for scale."
"*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!"
"What is the same about Subway and Jarred They both put 30 year old meat between 12 year old buns"