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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber"
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"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I'll play mine."
"Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Cuz she grew out of her B shell *im so sorry*"
"Why is masturbating in France like cooking an egg? Because in both cases you're cracking one oeuf"
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Probably an award or something. I mean, that would be pretty crazy. Alternative punch line: I don't know. The zoo won't let me try."
"You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice.... ...but don't get into the habit"
"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."