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Joke of the Day

"""It's been a business doing pleasure with you."" - Prostitutes"

"007 then and now 007 then: Shaken not stirred. 007 now: Trimmed not shaved."

"What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa? A good start."

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped."

"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely... It's women who make it hard."

"Fellaz: Commenting on and liking every other half-naked girl's Facebook picture makes you look damn thirsty! Have some dignity or buy some."

"I went to a seafood disco i pulled a muscle"

"Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat."

"[dj voice] ""What's up Dad Party!"" *dads go nuts* ""I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?!?"" [dads in unison] DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT"

"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"