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Joke of the Day
"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."
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"30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed."
"I photobombed my pal's passport photo & now they won't let him through customs unless I'm behind him waving my hands in the air like a putz."
"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."
"I'm so sick I feel like a white boy at his first Kanye concert (masterpiece)"
"All of my best ideas involve jail time."
"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."
"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."
"If a fly does not fly, is it a walk? /music plays"
"How do you make three pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."