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Joke of the Day
"I have earned 800.25 as a male prostitute Too bad each of them paid 0.25"
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"Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything."
"Knock knock Who's there? Bill bill Bill Bill. Worst fucking joke ever"
"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""
"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"
"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."
"What's the world's longest Ted Talk? How I Met Your Mother"
"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."
"What is the Opposite of Palindrom? NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA"
"I spend so much time in strip clubs that when the pizza delivery guy arrives I put his tip individually around his pants & then slap his ass"