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Joke of the Day

"I watched this documentary the other day but I didn't like it... ...because it was absolutely incredible."

"I long for the days when waking up with a ""stiff one"" wasn't referring to my lower back."

"To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced"

"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, is the bar tender here?"

"I hate when someone makes the comment ""he says what we're all thinking"" when he obviously said nothing about sexy lesbians."

"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."

"Inoffensive Muslim joke What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or shiite"

"You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals."

"Nine out of ten men prefer women with big breasts... the tenth man prefers the other nine."

"I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?"