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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop eating Pasta Now I'm feeling cannelloni"
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"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"
"Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show"
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."
"What do ya call a grizzly who's interested in both sexes? Bipolar Bear"
"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."
"The glittery vampire from Twilight is putting out an album. In other news, real musicians continue to play for coins in the subway."
"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"
"Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine."
"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"