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Joke of the Day

"What do ya call a grizzly who's interested in both sexes? Bipolar Bear"

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"What kind of beef are you most likely to catch masturbating? Stroganoff"
"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."
"Why do they call it ""Jew-ish""? Are they not Jew enough?"
"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"
"What is a terrorists favorite snack? An Allah Ak-bar"
"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."
"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."
"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream."