202069

Joke of the Day

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"If your wife says ""take out the trash"" do not reply with ""you cooked it you take it out."""

"What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face? A femijizm"

"You're like the menstrual cramp and bloating of people."

"I hate what toys do to girls' body images. Real girls don't have smaller girls inside of them with smaller girls inside of them..."

"Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. ""22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"""

"MAMA DUCK, BABY DUCK Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duckling? A: ""If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."""

"""I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't."" -Dan"

"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."

"How is anal sex like your first car? It may not be exactly what you wanted but that doesn't stop your Dad from giving it to you anyway."