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Joke of the Day
"What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children."
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"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."
"Person A: Do you know the shelf life of Cocaine? Person B: I don't know Person A: Nobody knows. Sniff"
"Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!"
"They can't spell for shit, but cats sure are good at Photoshopping text on photos and uploading them to the internet."
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I put a dollar in a jar. On Valentine's Day I use what I saved to buy a gift for her."
"i'm so sorry sir, but we here at chase bank don't accept gun-for-money exchanges. and we need an amount, not just ""all the money you got"""
"The French cow says MEUX..."
"*opens facebook messenger* *sips mtn dew twice* *strokes neckbeard* *begins typing* Sorry abt ur mom dying Tis a shame Btw ur attractive"
"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"