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Joke of the Day

"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"

"I was masturbating, looked up and saw my mom standing there. I was really freaked out. Because she died 6 years ago."

"I told my doctor I was having issues during sex. He said Cialis. Could someone tell me where I find Alice?"

"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. Every time I pull one it makes my arse hole twitch."

"According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low...Well, sure, it's hard to steal a car when the owner's living in it..."

"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."

"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"What's the best name for an atheist? Godfrey"

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"